I am going to Hell...

The end of days... The apocalypse... Total destruction. I can tell you it's not going to happen anytime soon, because I'm not that lucky. I was put on this rock to suffer and I am certain that I still have years more of suffering ahead. So don't worry kids, you're all safe. We might still have a zombie attack or two, so stay on your toes and be alert!

I wish she would get lost, she freaks me out!

When I'm done suffering I will surely be going straight to hell for things such as; laughing about grandmothers getting lost for days whilst picking blueberries;


and my worst offense, (that I can recall), stating that the people that died at the Warwick fire, (nightclub in Rhode Island that burned down in 2003), deserved it because they were there to see Great White

Great White - The poor mans Whitesnake

*cricket

Except when I said it, it was really very funny... Years later I sound like a total douche! I am a really nice person, I swear; I just happen to have a very dark and very sick sense of humor.  I won't change or apologize for it, it has helped me through many dark & difficult times and I am going to need it to get through the years of suffering that I have ahead of me.


So, I am sick today (the suffering continues) and I still have no sense of humor. If you find it, please send me a message and I will reward you greatly.


Splendid then...

Meltation has occurred...or not

It ties the room together

So, humor has taken a vacation this week, (how come I wasn't invited?), and left me all alone with stress and a headache. Nausea pops in here and there just to tie it all together; kind of like the rug in the Big Lebowski.


I am presently sitting by the ocean at a place called The Willows; sitting in my truck, reflecting (hysterically crying). We are having a warm spell here and the dirty ice mountains are starting to melt. I wish my stress level would melt away as well...


Everyone has spring fever, yet I remain my cynical self. I have lived in New England long enough to know that this is a TRAP. It has been such a brutal winter, there is now way we are getting off this easily. (That's what she said)

The restaurant business has swallowed my soul...

Evil Dead - one of my favorite movies

Splendid then...