|Blissfully awaiting the arrival of my AARP card!|
Sunday, my last day of my pseudo-youth was quite
|My neighbor was clearly traumatized by Lester Light bulb|
I'm sorry...WHAT?!! How rude of me to not want to come home alone, in total darkness. The switch that I'm using to turn on the light is in fact downstairs. I am paying for the god damned electricity, on that PIG of a low watt energy saver bulb... give me a fucking break! This is the same guy, that has parked me in all winter, without once thinking he is inconveniencing me in any way at all. Yeah, I love having to knock on your door daily, and then wait 5-10 minutes for you to come out and move your truck, THANKS!
|Candy has been hittin' that pipe pretty hard!|
Anyway, I got distracted by my major annoyance of a neighbor. Getting back to my
|Where Candy scores her crack|
I decided it would be a great idea to get Mexican for dinner. Yes, I wanted to end the year with a bang, or some sort of explosion! So my friend took me to a a taco joint in Lynn.
(Lynn, Lynn, city of sin, you don't come out the way you went in! Especially if you eat a burrito with re fried beans!)
I ordered a burrito and she ordered a quesadilla; we both ended up with burritos.
|This would have been a wiser meal choice|
That thing stayed with me for the rest of the night and most of my birthday. What a painful and stupid last meal.
My friend did give me the bestest gift ever; a Panda bear ring!
|Magical Panda ring!|
|RAWR!! More Bamboo Please!|
To finish off such an eventful day/evening, we sat in my truck while it poured outside. Why? Good question! I had to bring my laptop outside as my T-mobile
My first tweet: unimpressed
My second tweet at the ripe old age of 42, had taken me six hours and counting... I may very well get my AARP card before this tweet posts!
I may be getting older, but I'm quite doubtful that I'm getting wiser.